Astros at Arizona, 9/29/23

Brutal

He moberged two eminently hittable fastballs.

Fucking hell.

Take the fucking bat off your shoulders, Yordan.

Tucker slaps a single to RF, Bregman to 2B

Two on for Abreu…

Scoring!

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Abreu!

3-run shibby!

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Thank you Jose!

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Yee haw!

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That was a poke. Dead center field

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Abreu, the 2 out RISP god!

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To dead fucking center- well done, José.

I don’t think that ball got out

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FUCK and YEAH

That is 89 RBI, I think. Not bad for “the worst corner infielder in baseball.”

Ok, 88.

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They’re gonna review that and it’s probably just one run

Jose Abreu, you magnificent bastard! What a big swing.

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We are about to get fucked seven ways to Sunday.

That got the line

I’ll admit, I have been frustrated by him all year, but concede his numbers, Coach.