Astros @ A's, April 2, 2021

Brantley is smoking.

Thanks for checking that out.

T4:

Brantley lifts on to LCF…shorthops the wall…Altuve scores, another 2-bagger for Brantley

Bauer with 6 no-hit innings so far in Colorado.

And only 75 pitches or so.

Both OFs gave up on that ball for some reason

1st to home is more exciting than a solo jack.

T4:

Bregman strikes out swinging

5-0 Astros

Yuli’s hair is absolutely out of control. I love it.

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Screw that guy

I know. But if life were a movie, he’d be the guy you hated at first and then were persuaded to root for.

No, he’d be the guy you laugh at when he chops his own dick off with a machete.

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B4:

Canha grounded in the hole at 3B…Bregman can’t reach it and Correa can’t glove it…infield single…first A’s baserunner

LOL. You’re right—he needs the scraping bottom part before he can become lovable.

He strikes me as 80’s Billy Zabka, circa Back To School

B4:

Laureano…3-0…3-1…3-2…foul…foul…flies to deep CF…Straw back…off the wall…RBI triple as Canha scores

For fuck’s sake Javier, throw fucking strikes.

This is what we’re going to witness all season…Springer makes that catch.

B4:

Olson hit by pitch

Any real CF makes that catch.

B4:

Chapman…runners on the corners…strikes out swinging