Astros @ A's, April 2, 2021

Brantley is smoking.

Thanks for checking that out.

T4:

Brantley lifts on to LCFā€¦shorthops the wallā€¦Altuve scores, another 2-bagger for Brantley

Bauer with 6 no-hit innings so far in Colorado.

And only 75 pitches or so.

Both OFs gave up on that ball for some reason

1st to home is more exciting than a solo jack.

T4:

Bregman strikes out swinging

5-0 Astros

Yuliā€™s hair is absolutely out of control. I love it.

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Screw that guy

I know. But if life were a movie, heā€™d be the guy you hated at first and then were persuaded to root for.

No, heā€™d be the guy you laugh at when he chops his own dick off with a machete.

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B4:

Canha grounded in the hole at 3Bā€¦Bregman canā€™t reach it and Correa canā€™t glove itā€¦infield singleā€¦first Aā€™s baserunner

LOL. Youā€™re rightā€”he needs the scraping bottom part before he can become lovable.

He strikes me as 80ā€™s Billy Zabka, circa Back To School

B4:

Laureanoā€¦3-0ā€¦3-1ā€¦3-2ā€¦foulā€¦foulā€¦flies to deep CFā€¦Straw backā€¦off the wallā€¦RBI triple as Canha scores

For fuckā€™s sake Javier, throw fucking strikes.

This is what weā€™re going to witness all seasonā€¦Springer makes that catch.

B4:

Olson hit by pitch

Any real CF makes that catch.

B4:

Chapmanā€¦runners on the cornersā€¦strikes out swinging