Yainer hacks out on three straight pitches that the catcher has to dive to reach.
Diaz needs to undergo some sort of Clockwork Orange treatment over the offseason.
Cole says hold my beerâŚ.good grief.
Diaz needs a longer bat.
At least he swung at a pitch in the zone.
Smith insists on joining the slop festâŚ.grounds out 4-3
14 pitchesâŚtwo within a foot of the plate
Middle of sixâŚ3-2 Astros
I get home from a street festival, fire up the computer and see Yainer turn in literally the worst at bat I have ever seen, from anyone, ever, and I have been watching Altuve bat since JimR was in his 60âs. Holy fuck, get that guy out of here.
1-out walk to Ward. After having him 0-2
Thatâs all for Okert. Murray in
Would knowing he has two doubles tonight ease your troubled soul?
No.
Youâre a hard man to please.
About time Espada starts managing this game like itâs the playoffs. Gotta have a quick hook.
Adell grounds out 4-3, Ward to 2B
That Dominican motherfucker was swinging at shit that landed in the on deck circle. Iâve never seen anything like it. He did it three times, each one worse than the last. You saw it.
End of sixâŚ3-2 Astros
Admittedly, it was the worst at bat since Jim was probably a teenager.
I still donât know who the hell Jayden Murray is.
I reckon if I spent more time watching the Astros and less time having fun I might.
In Jims day he would have been benched after the first swing
