Urias carved the fuck up.
Ugh. No score
He tries to hit a 9-run home run to LF on every pitch, no matter where it is.
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PeƱa better have a fucking bone showing
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Alexander with a nice 8-pitch inning.
No score
4 and 5 were closer to the plate
Iām shocked he managed to layoff 3
This HPU has a tiny zone
Dubon pops up
Altuve dribbles out 5-3 on a pitch headed for his dick.
Paredes grounds out 5-3 on ball five
Good fucking grief. No score
Somebody should tell the Astros
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This pitcher canāt hit the side of a fucking barn. Heās thrown probably three pitches in the zone, two of them clobbered, and has nine outs.
Teodosio with a 2-out single
Alexander with a 6-pitch inning
No score after three
Correaā¦3-1ā¦takes strike two that almost hits his kneeā¦lines out
Walker!!!
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Wellā¦thereās your run. Make it stand up
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I had just read your comment about the tiny zone then that nonsense was called a strike.
Robot overlords, we welcome you.
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Way to go Walker!
Yainer with a double off the LF wall