Man, Straw can pick em up and set em down.
Tied!!
Uncle Mike!
That looked easy…
Tucker fooled on consecutive change ups.
Swing the fucking bat!!!
Astros take the lead!!!
Awww hell
Let’s go!!
Rulebook fucks the Astros. Still tied
Damn, tough break.
Machete!!!
throw a 59 footer
Take that Abner Doubleday!!
Machete!!!
Splinters aplenty
Rules are for fools
At least Trout can’t tie it now.
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If you got additional runs for fouling off fat pitches then hitting weak grounders, Toro would be MVP.
Reminds me of the comment about some pitcher; “If high and away were a strike, he would be in the HOF.”