As @ Astros, April 9, 2021

Up to Brantley to extend things . . .

Takes strike 1 well off the plate, strike 2 also off the plate, ball 1 low/away, grounds weakly 3U.

That Allstate singing hood ornament is creepy.

Abreu starts the 8th

Canha singles to left.

95 at his eyes.

Laureano can’t check, Ks.

Dusty gets Abreu, Taylor coming in.

Why are there so few games scheduled for today?

No idea. And the Stros don’t play on Sunday for the first time in 20ish years.

Hush up, Grackle

Musgrove through 8.

No, really…

WTF

Not my teams, but ok.

My pitcher

Lowrie takes 3 not close pitches 3-0, then a strike, singles to left, Canha stops at 2nd

Don’t fall behind

How about we roll two here

Fuck

Olson takes strike 1 off the plate, fouls a FB, and another, off speed low 1-2, homers do to right

4-1

Jesus Fucking Christ Taylor, serve it the fuck up you scrub.

That was fucking garbage.

Hung a slider badly.

That was a fucking hanger right down the fucking center of the plate.