Arlington @ Houston, September 1, 2020

The bottom of this guy’s strike zone is questionable at best.

What the literal fuck is this umpire watching?

He’s blown five easy pitches this inning.

Fuck yeah!

Nice!

Pitcher’s best friend right there. Had to get four outs

Ball four smeared across the entire width of the plate and never dropped below the zone.

Bring on skynet.

Strike one to Tucker at his shoelaces.

To the 9th…Pressly will try to close it out

Geez, this HPU has missed at least 30 pitches tonight

And we’re tied

Pressly sure as hell missed that pitch.

Another blown save. Yay.

Andrus gets his first home run of the season.

Damn

I’ll be glad when he retires.

Maybe we’ll get lucky and it’ll go extras.

Shiftfuck single puts the go ahead run on base

That’s a helluva gold chain Dietrich wears.

He doesn’t look like a meathead at all.