You know, I didn’t used to give a fuck about the Rangers. But they’ve really started to annoy me. Fuck them.
At the Stretch…7-3 Rangers
In perpetuity.
I still don’t give a fuck about them. They can all choke on a dick.
This team is limping into the All Star Break.
It’s a miracle they’re in first place.
Thirty years ago I used to have to see George Bush sitting there at every Rangers game. That gave me a nice head start on despising the organization. Plus, you know, Dallas.
The problem is, somebody has to bat 4th, and when you run out 5 big league hitters, on a good day, you don’t have many options
dallass.
I’ll be surprised if they still are this time next week.
Or, if they win another game this season.
He has no business batting 4th, even with this lineup.
Exactly. It’ll be a miracle.
Now that I’m thinking about it, this batting order seems totally out of whack.
For example, having the slowest guy in MLB leading off seems like it might deserve some re-evaluation.
After two quick outs…single, single, walk and the bases loaded for Semien
Middle of eight…7-3 Rangers
Altuve with a leadoff single
Walker hacks out on ball six
This guy just fucking enrages me. Unlike the Abreu situation there is absolutely no reason for this guy to be so terrible beyond mental fragility.
By the way, I was driving around earlier and Eschenfelder is not nearly as bad on the radio as he is on TV. Don’t @ me, bro.
Astros finally get a hit w/RISP and it doesn’t plate a run.
Yeah, this is a special group.