Arlington @ Astros, July 12, 2024

Guess I don’t. I’m hoping before August.

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That sounds terrible.

Pressly in

No worries, the company says “get your ass back to work”

I’m sure they’ll still charge you an access fee or something.

Pressly with a 1-2-3 inning. 6-3 Astros

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I guess I’m better than bro in law. He’s had a downed live power line across his front yard since Sunday night. He can’t leave his house.

To the 9th…6-3 Astros

What happens first, Tucker plays in a game or Hudson gets his power back?

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One down

At this rate, you might see McCullers before I get power back.

My daughter, who’s up here with her family cooling off, just discovered that her side of the street is still without power, but the other side is energized.

That’s not unusual. During Ike, the other side of my street had power back in a few days I was out 3 weeks.

I thought about referencing him but I wanted to maintain at least some sort of verisimilitude.

Two down

Sunshine pumper.

I thought I was a frontrunner.

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I reckon I can be both. I posture myself a multitalented sort of fellow.

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Winner!!!

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Let’s sweep these motherfuckers!!!

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