Say goodnight, Gracie
Stick a fork in 2026
I was about to say, yeah, go ahead and put Sousa in now. Apparently Espada is taking my sarcasm seriously.
UH/TT second half about to start
How many LHB are due up in a row?
Six or seven if you include the pinch hitters they’ll send up there if Sousa stays in.
This season smelled from the get-go.
Nothing like a crisp, six hour college football game.
Preach
Does this sliced ham look too shiny?
Good news is Bench’ll be able to get home from the party and then order smash burgers and pho, probably see most of the second half.
Sure the Braves are about to win this game and clinch.
But their quickcrete patches look stupid.
So there.
That’s OK, Varsho, you didn’t need that anyway.
I was JUST thinking, You know what Varsho hasn’t done tonight? He somehow hasn’t struck out.
I like a well rounded player.
Won’t affect his ability to make contact
I will throw a goddamn party the day Christian Walker is no longer an Astro.
Fucking hell his is godfuckingawful at the plate.
This is what I’m saying.
We should make odds and take bets on who Bagwell’s going to sign over there next.
What 6-hour football game?
