Ward flies out
But JV shits himself…6-3 Astros
Ward flies out
But JV shits himself…6-3 Astros
I have thoughts, but they’re for postgame
Mom, what are butterflies in your stomach?
Dad, interrupting mom: 2024 Astros son!
Alvarez draws a leadoff walk
“Any year they’re contending” says the wise uncle
Tucker has put together a nice week of ABs , after being out so long.
Speaks to his immense talent, get this kid signed!
Tucker with his third hit in four innings…single to RF, Alvarez to 3B
Let’s get those runs back
On the corners for Bregman…
Bregman loops a single to CF, Alvarez scores, Tucker to 3B
That was nearly in the dirt
Diaz with an RBI single
Peña grounds into 6-4 FC. Bregman to 3B
On the corners, one out for Caratini…
The 1st and 3rd combo been good so far this inning…
Need a shock collar on Yainer for whenever he swings at anything over the letters or down/out. When he swings at pitches he can hit, he can really hit
Caratini grounds into 6-4-3 double play
End of four…8-3 Astros
mini Altuve and medium Pena shock collar too please - sliders 10 feet outside
In the off-season the Astros need to take Diaz and Pena into the cages and throw them 500 sliders in the dirt and 500 fastballs on the plate every day. Every time they fail to identify and lay off/swing at the pitch correctly, they get a shock to the nads. After 40,000 or so pitches maybe they’ll catch on.
Need a shutdown inning from JV.