Snake bit
Reddick F8, Toro backwards K, Straw lineout to short
Anything that flies that far oughta have a damned stewardess on it.
That ball got out in a hurry
First pitch meatball summarily blasted by Rengifo.
Sure am tired of hearing “First home run of the year by _______” for opponents.
Scrubb pitching
Trout can’t buy a call these days.
Trout just seems disinterested
Trout rung up on a pitch wide of the plate.
Equal opportunity suck.
Holy fuck. Clint Vondrak, the first professional umpire to also be a vampire, just punched out Mike Trout on a breaking ball 6 inches outside.
Well, his first 8 years his strike zone was basically the center square. If you didn’t groove it to him, it wasn’t a strike. So he’s still ahead of the game.
You have to earn those calls from the undead.
Scrubb apparently bought the Bartolo Colon workout videos.
I vant to ring you upppp!
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Straw lines out to Trout
Altuve F9
And I swear, if I mean Greg Maddux, I vill slay him!
Brantley F8
Astros should have gone home after the first game.