Jesus Altuve.
Had that little fucker been running off the bat heād be jogging into the dugout right now having scored the second run.
How the fuck is that a base hit?!?!?
And weāre tied.
Trout gonna Trout.
I hate that guy.
2-1 Angels
He murdered General Admission in front of 1000s of people and got away with it.
RIP
Yordan with an RBI single
Walker follows with an RBI knock, and the Astros back in the lead
Astros load the bases, and thatāll chase Kochanowicz
Bases juiced for Yainerā¦
Salami Grande!!!
Thatās wha\t the middle of the order is supposed to do.
Jake with a base bitā¦keep the line movingā¦
Walk to Smithā¦
My name is Jake. Donāt deny my name!
Inning ends, but after two quick outs, the Astros send 9 to the plate and score six runs
End of fiveā¦7-2 Astros
Jake has looked suspiciously like a major leaguer so far this year.