Pena in the lineup, Yordan in LF and Matthews in CF
Reminder: tonight’s game is on AppleTV
Fuckin gross.
Well piss on that
Loperfido gets benched for only getting two (of the Astros three) hits last night.
AppleTV on game 2 of the season? I’m guessing the TV crew was tuckered out trying to find high impact in-game commentary last night.
I am in a sour Astros mood today.
Look at it as an opportunity to do your best work.
Swearing at my computer?
We expect more of you than that.
I’ve been watching for less than 10 seconds and I’m already furious.
They fucked up the most famous Spock quote in their pregame talk about Burrows. “Long live and prosper.”
Fucking idiots.
Whoever this color guy has an obnoxious voice and is a fucking twiddledick.
Jesus fucking Christ Yainer, you absolute fucking idiot.
How many strike challenges do they get?
2 wrong challenges per game
That wasn’t even that close.
Fucking idiocy.
Yainer showing as much strike zone awareness behind the plate as at bat.
Good to see Pena in the game.
The only thing so far about this broadcast I’ve enjoyed is that the ump is mic-ed up.
“That was really, really close to being awful.”
That was nowhere near close, dimwit.
A (gift) run! Hooray!
Speed kills
