Barf!
Iām my own best friend!
On the plus side, thatāll be the last game I watch that Steve Strone is involved in this season.
Fucking Christ, what an absolute Dave Raymond style windbag.
Heās no Carlos Lee
That team came back from a devastating home run to win the series on the road. This team is beyond slapdick bad, a point I apparently didnāt make clear enough.
Mercifully, the season is over for this team.
Hey now, keep El Caballoās name outta your boca, senor.
Your mea culpa is mea accepteda.
15 strikeouts tonight. Every Astro had at least 1.
I was right there. āHeās gotta be better than Dusty and has learned from his mistakes!ā
Fitting end to a mediocre season. At least arlington didnāt get shit.
Time to root for anyone to beat the fucking hated dojers or yanks.
Always grateful for this group of Houston Astros diehards.
Well, most of yāall.
Yāall stay safe and well, drink Fine Disregard wine, and fly Southwest Airlines.
If that was Altuveās last postseason at bat, what a postseason career he has had. I wish things would have went better for his final postseason game.
Aubrey Huff?
PM me your address, Iām on the way in 15 to slap you silly.
I knew thatād set someone off
All around an infamous performance, but Brownās villainy must be particularly singled out.
Dana or Hunter?
Considering the entire team just shit themselves in true 2015 fashion, Hunter especially was horrific.
Yes.
Cartel rules this offseason. No witnesses, no survivors.
Astros need to take blow torch to the roster and baseball operations side of the front office. Of course, that rebuild has to be done amidst an offseason in which weāre likely to have to little to no baseball in 2027. As someone around these parts is wont to say, just fucking aces.