I can’t do much about the other half, so I might as well drink up.
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Finally a clean inning.
3-0 Twins
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That’s just insane to me.
Middle of the order due…let’s fucking go!
Fuck, taking too many fat pitches down the fucking middle
Alvarez strikes out on ball four at his chin
Absolutely piss poor AB by Yordan there.
The broadcast is sucking Correa’s dick so hard I’m shocked he hasn’t creamed his pants yet.
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Tucker, naturally takes a fucking meatball, because, that’s what we do…works the count full…walks
What makes you think he hasn’t?
Abreu hacks, dribbles out, Tucker to 2B
No Kleenex on the infield?
Aarrrggh, meatball.
Jesus Fucking Christ, what the fuck are you waiting for there Mike? That was center goddamn square.
Brantley singles to LF, Tucker to 3B
On the corners for Chas…
Need a run here.
Chas carved the literal fuck up
Astros leave a pair, still 3-0
Fuck.
Astros finally get a hit with a runner in scoring position and don’t score
Holy fuck, getting straight embarrassed by this guy.
What an absolute shit burger of an at bat.
Chas has seen six pitches and hasn’t come even close to making contact.
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