Fuck You, DJ. Wow.
Altuve taken 3 balls and has a 1-2 count.
Is this clown always this bad or did he just fucking gag on his cock tonight?
He’s middle of the road.
Bregman takes a fat one down the middle
Bregman works a walk in a blowout! EXTEND HIM!
Bregman did the only positive thing you could hope for.
Yordan!!,
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That’s some oppo power
Finally something to get excited about!
Just three bloops and a blast down now
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No shutout!
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Let’s build on this.
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Man, my TV feed lagged right as that pitch came in and I had a full second of “that’s fat, please Yordan!” then rubberband to the LF looking up.
As my shitty adult league team use to say when we finally scored a run late to cut the score to 8-1 “nobody shuts us out!”
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Jeebus, ump
Good fucking Christ. That’s brutal.
Tucker gets royally fucked on ball four, whiffs
Abreu takes a fat one down the middle
He got a fucking meatball center cut and swung through it.
Wainwright is fucking insufferable on the broadcast too. He’s arguing that the ball Rayburn called a strike wasn’t a bad call.