Jesus fucking Christ Rayburn. Just ONE call the Astros way would be nice.
Strike out for the second out
Sit the fuck down, Castro.
You can’t score at MMP?
Edouard Julien sounds like a French impressionist
Fuck
I don’t understand this mysterious “pinch hitter” scheme the Twins employ.
6-0 as Correa cut down at the plate
I have it on good authority it’s illegal.
They have more big boys than we do.
Their manager is awake the whole game
How about some fight, a crooked number or some modicum of resilience?

How about some fight, a crooked number or some modicum of resilience?
Nah
You know, if I were working a commercial meat slicer, I don’t think I’d want to be surrounded by breakdancers and strobe lights.

You know, if I were working a commercial meat slicer, I don’t think I’d want to be surrounded by breakdancers and strobe lights.
What else would one be surrounded by?

HudsonHawk:
You know, if I were working a commercial meat slicer, I don’t think I’d want to be surrounded by breakdancers and strobe lights.
What else would one be surrounded by?
Meat. Just meat.
More taking of the fat pitches down the middle.

Doyce7:
HudsonHawk:
You know, if I were working a commercial meat slicer, I don’t think I’d want to be surrounded by breakdancers and strobe lights.
What else would one be surrounded by?
Meat. Just meat.
Kinky
Brantley hacks out
It’s just mind numbing the amount of fat pitches have been taken or fouled back.