Time for Bregman to be batting 7th or 8th
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Floribama time. Which means Dusty has given up
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That was in April.
I didn’t even know this guy was still on the team.
Nice inning from Stanek
5-0 still
Score some goddamn runs you bunch of schlubs!
Ok, Astros have to get at least two this inning to have a shot.
3-4-5 up
I think I want to buy a piano
What a fucking disaster this HPU has been.
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Just absolutely clueless around the edges.
You’d enjoy having one. They’re fun to pick out tunes on.
Yordan works the count full…whiffs at ball five
Not even close to a strike either.
My mother played, and she tried to get me to when I was a kid, but I wasn’t interested. I regret now not learning.
The “let’s just hack at everything” approach has begun
What a fucking shit offense this is.
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A house with a piano in it is better than the same house without a piano.
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This team may not score again this season.
Alvarez fouled off a center cut fastball.
Tucker just fouled off a center cut fastball. And pops another center cut one to left.
If the heart of the Astros lineup is going to miss on pitches right down the fucking middle, this team is BBQing in 2 games.
Fucking embarrassingly bad.
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Those last two pitches to Tucker were right down the middle, though.
ETA: what Mark said.
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