Throw him out!
CHARGE THE MOUND! RUN AROUND LIKE AN ASSHOLE! ACT LIKE A ROIDED UP FUCKHEAD!
That was remarkably similar to a HBP last season.
That ball hit him twice.
He should be on 2nd.
Altuve pops out on the first pitch
FUCK!
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT ALTUVE. Fucking come on.
Pick him up, Uncle Mike.
Just flick one to 3rd, Mike.
Brantley quickly down 0-2ā¦foulā¦1-2ā¦strikes out
Couple of nasty splitters.
Maldy turns the order just so the top two guys can shit all over themselves. Lovely.
Bregman with bold take on ball 1.
Not much you can fucking do with that pitch anyway.
Come on Alex, find a pitch you like and do damage.
First pitch curve he took was the best hitterās pitch of the AB
Bregmanā¦3-0ā¦3-1 down the middleā¦pops up on a fucking meat pitch
End of fiveā¦3-1 still
Whatever that pitch is, it aināt right down the fucking middle on 3-0
Fuck you, Alex.
Jesus Fucking Christ what a shitburger.
That was a seriously suck ass at bat by Bregman.