Maldy hit that ball harder than I thought
Lots of balls hit hard, but at em. Just keep it up, they’ll find a hole.
We have established good contact - a few good ABs but the majority are gonna be outs. We need to string a few base runners together to put pressure on Monty - he looks comfy
1-out walk to Garver
Maldy’s said something to HPU
I guess Garver figured he wasn’t going to do anything with that pitch anyway, might as well take it and hope for the best.
Sparks just said Verlander has never allowed a postseason stolen base. Pretty remarkable.
Heim singles, Garver to 3B
Rangers on the corner for Semien
Popup!
Semien pops up the first pitch
That was unwelcome. But the popup helped.
Excellent work, JV
Sit the fuck down Rangers fans.
Seager flies out on the first pitch
Attaboy!
End of three…1-0 Astros
Whew. Let’s not have any more Rangers getting to scoring position, please.
Good lord, the PBP guy is such a fucking clown.
“Shot the other way” on a fucking popup to medium left field.
Fuck yes… we need more fucks
Like a fucking boss, JV.
Bregman, Alvarez ,and Abreu due up…sounds like a run to me!

Good lord, the PBP guy is such a fucking clown.
I usually mute national games anyway. The banter just adds to my nerves.
But that particular PBP guy is unlistenable for me. He sounds like a bad movie’s version of an announcer.