I hope I never see a rally dildo on someone’s head…
Or elsewhere
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Get in the fucking box
LANCE!!!
Lance is dealing. Rattle the bats, boys.
Man, what a pitch!
Perfectly placed slider. That was a great pitch, Lance.
Were they screaming “sombrero”?
Rodriguez with a hell of an effort at trying to get a hit.
I hate seeing McCullers’ effort get wasted by a stagnant offense.
Hey, can we scores some runs now?
Astros’ offense: Get Lance some runs!
I’ve switched to wine…Barba Montepulciano D’Abruzzo. And a Montecristo #3
It’s getting close to yard work time for you.
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Lance hasn’t wasted nothin’
I got a 20 week old Australian Shepherd that in really bugging me to go outside and throw the ball. But no yard work to do.
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There’s always yard work to do.
That’s a couple of hours of work right there. I’ve been there.
That was a disappointing at bat.
I guess I could mow over and multch some of the fallen cottonwood leaves.
I thought that 3-0 pitch was going to the moon.
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