I have a reverse jinx strategy. It’s not working.
Nice. These are low and slow in the oven with a vinegar braise, then I’ll fire them off on the grill.
The Astros figured out how to play during prime time…

BudGirl:
HudsonHawk:
Ty_in_Tampa:
What the fuck happened to this lineup?
This is not unprecedented. They may not score again this calendar year. Seriously.
I hate when you say shit like this, but I’m wondering if it isn’t true.
I have a reverse jinx strategy. It’s not working.
My optimism for Altuve isn’t working.
Longest scoreless game in postseason history.
First fucking pitch.
I have to go get my nephew’s bride a wedding shower gift. I hope Sparky and Ford don’t let me down.
And with Yordan getting out we’ll just have to hope to win it in the 19th
A baserunner!
Bregman on. Knock him in Tuck!
Let’s go Tucker! Keep the line moving.
Apologies to Mike S, I’m out of beer and now drinking cheap Red Box Malbec wine. But it doesn’t suck.
Two on, one out…
Come on Yuli!

Apologies to Mike S, I’m out of beer and now drinking cheap Red Box Malbec wine. But it doesn’t suck.
I love Malbec. And if it results in a run, drink that shit!
Come on Yuli. Give us a chance to end this nightmare
Tucker you magnificent bastard, good eye!
One way or another, this is the inning. I’ve got a feeling.

First fucking pitch.
I have to go get my nephew’s bride a wedding shower gift. I hope Sparky and Ford don’t let me down.
Get her a vacuum cleaner
Maybe.

Tucker you magnificent bastard, good eye!
1st Astros BB.