Don’t we all. I’ve opened a second bottle, and I may not be done yet.
Luis, you bad motherfucker!
I really want the Astros to score at least one run. That is all.
Also fuck this Francour hack, Atlanta had as many chances to homer in the Crawford boxes as the Astros did.
Vazquez and Altuve: unfuck yourself this inning at the plate. You are both much better than the at bats you’ve had today.
He also overlooked Ausmus whacking one off the deep LCF wall to take it to extras.
The imprint of Andrew Jones’ body is still there.
6 runs have been scored in a game that started 3.5 hours after this one started
Fuck, Vazquez. Could you be any more pathetic?
Redemption incoming…
Fucking hell
And Berkman’s grand slam to start the rally.
Nope.
I barely got to hit “post”.
Altuve has the answer/
Seriously…what a fucking shit show by this offense.
This is just embarrassing.
Bottom of the 15th.
What the fuck happened to this lineup?
I certainly hope they’re getting all of their shitty AB’s out of the way today.
They all decided to swing at every slider ever
Astros better win this day-night doubleheader.