Pick him up, Pena!
Altuve is sooooo lost.
McCormick has to run here. First pitch.
Need a Game 1 repeat.
Good pitch to run on, but no.
Try to swipe a bag, Chas!
FUCK!
Pena, you know what to do. Do it again.
Chas limping.
Why is he not running? Raleigh isn’t exactly Johnny Bench back there.
Chas acting like he fucked his hammy.
Altuve is killing this offense.
0 for 14
And it’s not like he’s had good at bats either.
Let me repeat that. 0 for 14.
Feels like 0-40
This game makes me want to commit murder
He went 3 for 3 last regular season game, and hasn’t put up a decent at bat since.
Nope, he hasn’t. It’s getting close to the point where he needs to consider trying to bunt for a hit to find a way to reach base.
He’s 0 for fuck’s sake.
God damn this game is making me drink. A lot.