He stayed way the hell away from that one
Has 99 hit a homer yet?
Attaboy!
He would have if we werenât cheaters.
Bottom 1st.
Javier pitching
Rizzo - swings and misses a high FB, pops up FB to Vasquez halfway to mound F2.
Judge - FB outside, swings and misses a high FB, FB high, FB low, swings and misses another high FB, pops up FB to Bregman F5.
Stanton - FB low, slider low and outside, fouls FB, fouls off slider, swings and misses a slider.
End of 1, Astros 0 Yankees 0.
The Yankees are weird. They spend a lot of money but are too cheap to put a roof on that place or even put names on their jerseys.
It they had a roof it would have been a homer.
Way to go Javier.
Make Cole labor.
I knew he was a pussy but I didnât know he was pregnant.
AlsoâŚmoondrop grapes.
DammitâŚYuli pops up ball three
Mancini finally makes contact, but itâs F8
Not the 2-0 pitch or swing we were looking for.
Get us started, Christian!
DH position now 2 for 28. Iâm pretty sure the pitchers could have matched that.
Wow.
E8.
Make them pay, Chas!
Nice play, numbnuts.
E8, but what the fuck was Judge doing? Thatâs really his fault.