Fucking fuck can we at least put all the good hitters together so we can have a chance to score every 3 innings?
This every other hitter being hopeless thing is not going to work
Also, grown adults trying to start a “Let’s go…” chant for their team at a visiting ballpark is legit the saddest thing in the world.
I know it doesn’t feel like it, but the Astros are still ahead.
Let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks just yet.
Abreu warming.
Way too close for comfort.
When I first saw this, I thought it said “Abreu warNing”.
I wonder if Dusty ever gets that toothpick stuck in his mouth?
I always wonder if he ever swallows one.
Framber has some really poor quality Quality Starts.
His colonoscopies are probably like looking into a wood chipper.
I can’t imagine how that would tear your throat up.
Good Framber
Jeez, don’t hit one of the scrubs.
Fuck-n-a
Valdez certainly found the curveball
Not tonight. He’s been sharp other than stomping on his dick fielding a swinging bunt.
I almost wonder about bringing Framber back for the 8th.