I know we don’t normally do emojis around here but 
is the only way to express me listening to Boone from about 90 seconds in
I rewatched the 1st 3 innings and I’m pretty sure they were actually talking about Clay Holmes - also a former Pirate before being acquired by NYY before trade deadline for Diego Castillo and Hoy Jun Park.
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L U L Z
You mean I possibly misheard something and overreacted? How dare you besmirch me!
Oh, and fuck jomboy. I made it through 54 seconds of that ^video.
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This just in, I posted it because it’s fucking hilarious.
The excuse making and dickslurping is magical.
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Gerrit Cole can still suck it.
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I watched it all last night and enjoyed his tearful angst.
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You mean The Sainted Yankees have been out front all this time, and all other teams have been chasing them?
Who knew.
Apparently, they are in danger of not breezing to another World Series title this year. Someone’s on their tail.
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Shocking development, that. I have become accustomed to watching the ticker tape parades down Broadway after the WS each year.
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The Astros may very well not reach the ALCS, but a small part of me is sad that the opportunity to bounce those fuckers for the fourth time in seven years is no more.
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Part of me wanted that too, but I wanted them to lose last night more. What happened to Cole was beyond my wildest dreams. If he never wins another important game, it will be too soon for me.
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I hope he gets his shit kicked in every single time he goes out. He’s got his Team Boras hat to sooth any sickness in his stomach.
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I was really hoping for the “NOT KING COLE” Post headline today.
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I will never get tired of this link
Cole is an ungrateful whiny bitch. And he loses games in the post season.
If only the Yankees had won ONE more game in the regular season, they would have had home field last night. Perhaps that would have put them over the top. I guess we’ll never know. Just one game.
I’m finding myself in the weird unwanted position of cheering the Cardinal tonight. I just hate the Dodger at least twice as much the Cardinal. Devil magic, indeed.
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Not only that, they were underwater against every AL East opponent that didn’t lose 110 games.
Everybody has, indeed, caught up to the mighty Yankees.