It represents the triumph of hope over experience
Everyone has use for a boner
It’s a shame Graterol got out of that.
Because he looks like a giant douche.
He’s a Dodger.
They say the uniform makes the man
Where did the Cardinals come up with those goofy red and white socks?
Frank Thomas approves of this message.
Red, white, and blue. It’s actually called the “St. Louis” pattern.
Do they have a lot of clown schools in St Louis?
They’re mostly in Chicago
Well here’s a big moment.
That Wainwright will have to watch from the dugout.
An anemic infield dribbler and Wainwright’s out
Luis Garcias come in extra large sizes.
If the game lasts for more than 4 hours, consult your doctor.
That’s one heck of a chin strap beard
He’ll probably just say have a runner start the inning on 2nd
Those first 2 sliders were pretty good.
Credit Smith for laying off.
Ball 4 was not good.
Thanks for swinging at ball 3, numbnuts.
Got out of that inning
Goldy saved Garcia’s ass on that play, and didn’t dislocate his elbow.