Altuve’s error likely to cast a pall on this series like Polanco’s for Minnesota.
Like Ragnar Lothbrook.
You have to be kidding me, Altuve.
No effing way
Now playing second base, Chuck Knoblauch
Are you fucking kidding me Altuve?! What the fuck?!
Altuve w the YIPS
He can’t fucking reach 1B
What the fuck is happening?
And now the most dangerous Ray
I guess Altuve is auditioning for left field.
High scoring for our opponent maybe
This is embarrassing.
This inning pretty much holds the series in the balance.
Fall apart here and it may as well be over.
Here comes this inning’s 3 run homer, brought to you by #27
Come on, McCullers, get a k then a dp grounder. Dig DEEP
Please, nothing to Altuve for the love of God
If Choi joined the FBI, he’d be Ji-Man the G-Man.
Come on, it’s like you’re not even trying.
G-Man Ji-Man.
Nobody’s on their game today.